True Blood: You Smell Like Dinner Review

Previously on True Blood: Sookie escaped from the faux-heaven of Fairyland, and finds that she's been gone a year. Jason sold Sookie's house ... to Eric. Bill is the new King of Louisiana. Lafayette and Jesus have joined a coven of witches, who managed to revive a parrot. Jason got shoved in an ice box. Sam has started a shape-shifter support group. Oh and by the way, Tara is a lesbian who's run off to live in New Orleans.

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Watch out, spoilers ahead!

Is someone lickin' my head? - Jason
Jason wakes up tied to an unsanitary looking bed. Timbo is licking the wound on Jason's head as another of the Hotshot kids looks on. Suddenly, Felton bursts into the room and waves his shotgun in Jason's face.

This is no way to treat your new landlord. - Eric
Eric chases Sookie down the stairs and Sookie demands that he leave, but Eric owns the house now and implies that he wants to own Sookie too. He offers to protect Sookie from the other vampires, saying that he cares about her.

And what do you think's gonna happen when I do come to grips with it? Do you think my legs are just gonna magically open for you? - Sookie

For a couple seconds at most, but it was spectacular. - Katarina
Bill is in his new office with one of the girls from the coven, Katarina. She explains to him that they managed to revive the parrot and he says that it's too dangerous for her to spy for him anymore.

Bon Temps Will Be Back: True Blood Season 4 Return Date

Mark your calendars, HBO will be returning to the Louisiana bayou city of Bon Temps for the fourth season of True Blood this summer.

The channel announced today that the official launch date for the twelve episode season four of it's vampire drama will be Sunday, June 26th at 9 PM.

HBO also announced the return of Curb Your Enthusiasm on Sunday, July 10th and the final season of Entourage on Sunday, July 24th.

The fourth season of True Blood will be loosely based on the fourth novel in The Southern Vampire Mysteries series, Dead to the World, and like the book will feature witches as a major plot point.

On TV Tonight: Sunday, March 6th, 2011

After Lately

Tonight is going to surprise us, with the season premier of Celebrity Apprentice and the series premier of After Lately, it's either going to be really good or just really, really bad.

• On CBS at 8/7c, a new episode of The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business.
• On ABC at 9/8c, a Desperate Housewives episode that perfectly coincides with ABC's ongoing contract negations with the wives of Wisteria Lane. One wife will even learn that if she doesn't get a new kidney she'll die, what a coincidence.
• On NBC at 9/8c, the erroneously titled Celebrity Apprentice makes it's return with "celebrities" including Gary Busey, La Toya Jackson, Star Jones, David Cassidy and Richard Hatch.
• On HBO at 9/8c, one of the few remaining episodes of Big Love.
• On E! at 11/10c, the premier episode of the new reality/comedy show After Lately, about working on that other comedy show Chelsea Lately.