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Charlie Sheen is Happy to be Fired from Two and a Half Men

5:54 PM Posted by DarknessFalls

Charlie Sheen's erratic, drug induced behavior has finally resulted in action from his former employer Warner Bros. Today in a statement, Warner Bros. Television has announced that it has fired Sheen from his CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men.

The statement from Warner Bros. said:
After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately.

It turns out that not even "tiger blood" could keep the "biwinner" from being fired, but Sheen seams to be happy about this new turn of events. In a comment to TMZ, Sheen offered a strangely worded explanation of his feelings at the news:

This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.

There's no word yet at the fate of Two and a Half Men, which may or may not return next season without Sheen.


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